Goat + Ass = Amplitude.

April 14th, 2003 | by Sean |

As previously stated, a quick blurb about the Goat’s ass. There are no words in the English language that could describe the assness that is the ass of the well-assed Goat. That is ass^H^Hll.

  1. 3 Responses to “Goat + Ass = Amplitude.”

  2. By Goat on Apr 14, 2003 | Reply

    I am a rich goat. Ass far ass I can see, my assness will forever assend to greater asspects. My asspirations are widely encompassing, and my subtle demeanor may massk my masstery, but a close assessment will leave you with no questions left to assk, for you will be enligtened, and surpass all worldly Goat-ass-understanding. I am one with the ass. I feel as though there is little that is not within my grassp. Mmm, zen.

    You know what’s a fun word? Assteroid.

  3. By Peter Ellis on Apr 15, 2003 | Reply

    For lack of a better phrase, in response to Goat, “oh, my.”

  4. By David on Apr 16, 2003 | Reply

    I am outraged by these assumptions.

    …and that’s not a joke, you butt-holes!

    [Sean's Note: Congrats David, you're the 100th comment on this site!]

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